Who will win?
I know for sure it won't be me. Either The Revenant will win and I'll miss my Best Picture prediction and I'll be pissed, or The Big Short will win and I'll have made my prediction and I'll be pissed.
But hopefully there will be some cause to watch it all go down tonight, and I'll be on Twitter to chirp, sass and snark my way through the show. Postmortem write-ups will appear sporadically throughout the following weeks, so keep an eye peeled in this space.
Enjoy the show everybody!